if I ever make a song, I’m going to mix in random skype and facebook notification noises so I can confuse literally everyone listening on their computer
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
My ornaments are spelling things at me.
How is decorating my own tree nosy? The ornaments just don’t want me around, I guess. (They’re afraid I’ll drop and break their glass brethren.)
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
IT’S FUCKING BACK! THIS THING! I’M ALL THE TIME TRYING TO SHOW THIS TO PEOPLE WHEN THAT DAMN SONG COMES ON. AND I CAN NEVER FIND IT. BECAUSE I TUMBL TOO MUCH.
Sooo… I was singing this song in the shower, then got out, got online, and found this parody thing on my dash… This is too perfect. I am highly amused by both tumblr and the universe.
I want to know if I’m the only one.
sooooo many times.
yeah, mom said she was never proud of me…….
Dad has called me a lazy piece of shit too many times.
Does my mom’s boyfriend count? Because he’s sexist, racist, homophobic, aggressive, and arrogant so basically every word out of his mouth offends me.
Disney is perf.
Hmm. I think I understand why I love both of these movies so much now.
"Choose Fennekin" they said, "It’s the best one" they said…
(Hope you guys are enjoying XY!)
Bahaha. Best pokemon related post I’ve seen today.
The children and I call each other by pony names, based on which ponies we act most like. I got into a disagreement with Isaac about whether or not he needed to eat more green beans and started calling him “Rainbow Crash” and making silly threats about what I would do if he did not eat the vegetables.
Now Joseph will not stop calling Isaac ‘Rainbow Crash’. I may have created a monster… :P