Stray Tracks

lady-lamplight:

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

Reblog for that tag^ BEST EVER

dcjosh:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

lol’

risarodil:

Happy Esther Day!

risarodil:

Happy Esther Day!

cannedviennasausage:

goldenanubiscat:

I always wondered what surf would look like outside of a pool of water

it looks like a turbosneeze

cannedviennasausage:

goldenanubiscat:

I always wondered what surf would look like outside of a pool of water

it looks like a turbosneeze

hymns-to-the-last-rites-of-youth:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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What Have I Done!?
Clefairy: Real talk. When things are getting bad, why do we call it a "sticky" situation? What is it about sticky things that makes it bad, or vice versa?
Clefairy: #showerthoughts.
Kono: Because we all remember that one time we glued our hand to a sword made of glued together beer cans... and we sorely regret it.
Clefairy: ...
Clefairy: I.. I may be the only one who hasn't done this, but I'm not sure.
Kono: For more beer can swords, read Paper Towns by John Green. Best use of drunk teenagers in a young adult novel, if you ask me.
Hermes: Kono, you now made me want to do this
Clefairy: PAPER TOOOOWNS yas i need to read that
Hermes: What have you done?!
Ink Tracks by cryptated
It seems like the characters that are just supposed to be representations of myself have been relegated to the land of vent art, and as such I never do completed pieces of them anymore. Well, I wanted Inky to use as an avatar on the NaNoWriMo sites, so I had to complete a piece with her.

Ink Tracks by cryptated

It seems like the characters that are just supposed to be representations of myself have been relegated to the land of vent art, and as such I never do completed pieces of them anymore. Well, I wanted Inky to use as an avatar on the NaNoWriMo sites, so I had to complete a piece with her.

kisrah:

More old Subeta screenies. Who’s been around long enough to remember the unlockable avatars?

LOL. Whenever I refer friends to Subeta, I tend to end up telling them “I’ve been on this site since before we had human avatars. Subeta used to have a secret avatar system like Neopets and basically every other pet site at the time. Can’t say I was too pleased with human avatars at first, but I got used to it.” I also tend to give them a few basic clothing items, sometimes including a few themed to that specific friends tastes. Having the right wearables makes a big difference in whether human avatars are likable or make a suitable representation of yourself.

That plays into my general opinion of “human avatar” systems for any site, as well. It is really hard to do it well and get it to a point where the variety of hairstyles, clothes, etc. is actually interesting to play with. I have seen a lot of sites do them badly in more recent years, including sites that otherwise have good graphics. It took a few years for Subeta’s human avatars to develop to a point that I no longer considered them eyesores. So props to Subeta for putting the effort into making it work, and as for everyone else… Please, please, please only implement a human avatar system if you have the time and resources to make it good. This is a make or break issue in whether I will play your site at all! I don’t want to be represented by something I can’t stand seeing.

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

secxndary:

okay so uhhhm, i know most of you will think this is just for attention, well it’s really not, i’m honestly so serious about this guys..
The past few months have been very tough for me & my sister, so we’ve decided to get together and do this for my mum, the texts above are my sister & my mum, my dad not long ago passed away due to severe damage to his lungs, mainly caused from smoking, yet my mum still smokes, and it brings me to tears, honest to god..
all I’m asking for is for you guys to get this to 30,000+ notes, whether that’s by reblogging or liking, it wouldn’t only help me out, it would save my mum from a lot of future problems which would mean the world to me, because she’s my world right now, I love my mum.
if you can help, then thank you. You’re basically saving a life, and making another’s happier, which is lovely, I couldn’t ask for more, I’ve always asked her to stop, and she’s always said no, this is my ONLY chance, and you can help out, please.
~also if you have time, can you please check out my blog & maybe follow.~

secxndary:

okay so uhhhm, i know most of you will think this is just for attention, well it’s really not, i’m honestly so serious about this guys..

The past few months have been very tough for me & my sister, so we’ve decided to get together and do this for my mum, the texts above are my sister & my mum, my dad not long ago passed away due to severe damage to his lungs, mainly caused from smoking, yet my mum still smokes, and it brings me to tears, honest to god..

all I’m asking for is for you guys to get this to 30,000+ notes, whether that’s by reblogging or liking, it wouldn’t only help me out, it would save my mum from a lot of future problems which would mean the world to me, because she’s my world right now, I love my mum.

if you can help, then thank you. You’re basically saving a life, and making another’s happier, which is lovely, I couldn’t ask for more, I’ve always asked her to stop, and she’s always said no, this is my ONLY chance, and you can help out, please.

~also if you have time, can you please check out my blog & maybe follow.~